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Sunday, December 02, 2012

Cab Driver Goes to Heaven for FUNNY MONDAY

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Cab Driver Goes to Heaven

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A cab driver reaches the pearly gates. St.Peter checks the computerHEAVEN

and tells him to pick up a gold staff and a silk robe and proceed into Heaven.


Next in line is a preacher.

PREACHER

St. Peter checks the computer, furrows his brow and says, "OK, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff."
The preacher is shocked

shockedand replies, "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie!"

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St. Peter responds matter-of-factly, "This is Heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed."

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5 comments:

Linda Gross said...

Funny :-)

Marie said...

Too funny!

TONY LETTS said...

You find some great jokes Joe

:)

Louis la Vache said...

«Louis» thanks you for your recent visit to San Francisco Bay Daily Photo.

Sallie (FullTime-Life) said...

Funny! Love your tree header -- picture and words. Very nice.