Thursday, November 02, 2017

The Outhouse from the Jokester himself…..

DSC_0118 A “Quality Time” joke just for you

There was once a country boy who hated using the outhouse because it was hot in the summer and freezing in the it stank all the time. The outhouse was situated on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek. So one day after a spring rain the creek was swollen so the little boy decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. He got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.


That night his dad told him they were going to the barn after supper. Knowing this meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it, son?" The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth." The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in that cherry tree."

DSC_0109 Aunt Linda & Aunt Sarah thought this was real funny and decided they wanted to go to Wall Drug..So next stop:: Wall Drug.


 joetodd1020_thumb Have a great day. I really did enjoy tipping the old outhouse over….


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