Saturday, November 12, 2022

#Wisdom #Jokes & #Travel At My Quality Time Blog >>> Camping at Lake Penage >>> Trust The Wait >>> The Godfather and the Deaf Bookkeeper


The Godfather hires a deaf bookkeeper knowing that he’d hear nothing and could never testify. He discovered that the bookkeeper has embezzled $10 million. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 mil, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer to ask him where the money is. The lawyer signs, “Where’s the money?” Guido signs back, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” The lawyer relays the message. The Godfather pulls out a gun and points it at Guido. “Ask him again, or I’ll kill him.” The lawyer signs, “He will kill you if you don’t tell him.” Guido signs, “ok, you win. The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin’s house.” The Godfather asks the lawyer, “Well, what did he say?” The lawyer replies, “He said you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.”

Lake Panache >>> Lake Penage
Lake Panache is a lake in the Canadian province of Ontario.
The lake was originally named Panache, in the Canadian French sense of antlers, for its resemblance to a moose antler. It is not known exactly when the lake was so named, although the name appears on maps of the area dating as far back as 1863. Over time, however, the common English spelling of the name morphed into Penage. More recently, official usage has reverted to the original Panache spelling, although Penage is still sometimes seen in everyday usage. Read More

Camping at Lake Penage..
Have a Great Day.  Joe Todd

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