Women will be Women

 A “Quality Time” Laugh

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.

It’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars,

The woman says, “So you’re a man, that’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God

  that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”

The man replied,
“I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God! “

The woman continued,
“And look at this, here’s another miracle…. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break.

Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle

  and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police”

 Hope everyone has a great day..

 Women will be Women

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Time for a nap..LOL

The Great Seal Of The State Of Ohio…

“Quality Time” thought for today:: “Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it.” Lao Tzu.. “But Do It” Joe Todd

“According to historical lore, the seal was based on the eastern view from Adena, the home of Thomas Worthington near Chillicothe. Worthington was one of Ohio's first two United States senators and he served as the sixth governor of the state.”  As we walk along passing through the grove.”

 The seal illustrates Ohio's diverse geography. In the background stands Mount Logan in Ross County.

Visit Adena CLICK

Seal!!! What seal!!!!  Have a great day .

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 The Great Seal Of The State Of Ohio…

You might enjoy::: Situated on a mountaintop outside Charlottesville, Virginia, Monticello CLICK

Two College Seniors & Their Exam….

A big thanks to Terry for his email quality time joke

Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. They decided to party instead.

  Their biggest exam was on Wednesday, and they showed up telling the professor that because of

  Fat Tire they needed a bit more time to study.

The professor told them that they could have another day to study. That evening, both of the boys crammed all night until they were sure that they knew just about everything.

Arriving to class the next morning, each boy was told to go to two separate classrooms to take the exam. Each

boy just shrugged and went to the two different parts of the building.

As each sat down, they read the first question.

"For 5 points, explain the contents of an atom."

At this point, they both thought that this was going to be a piece of cake, and answered the question with ease.
Then, the test continued.

"For 95 points, tell me which tire it was...!!!

Actually they both aced the test…..How did they do it??? They simply told the truth…

 It wasn’t a flat tire it was New Belgium Fat Tire Amber Ale.. The Fat Tire recipe originates from a co-founder's bicycle trip through Belgium from brewery to brewery. The company promotes its Fat Tire ale locally by the public placement of colorful vintage bicycles outside its brewery, which is located adjacent to the public bike path along the Cache La Poudre River. READ MORE

I'll bet you didn’t see that one coming LOL… Have a great day.. and yes I missed a couple exams because of a few to many ales…

The professor was a little hard of hearing. What can you do????

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You can only have a “Quality Time Day” if you 1. Don’t drink or 2. Drink responsibly…. Two College Seniors & Their Exam…. CLICK to learn about:::

Lancaster Handmade Market

A great way to spend part of a  “Quality Time” Saturday morning is to visit The Lancaster Handmade Market at the corner of Broad and Main in Lancaster,Ohio.

Don’t break the pottery Linda… LOL

Who, What, Where::::: We are Ohio artists and craftspeople who love to make stuff. We make so much we decided to offer it for sale to you at this market. We hope you love using our products as much as we love making them.  READ MORE

Meet Mike Beard from

Las Vegas,Nevada. ( currently visiting his grandfather here in town). Mike is a film maker and photographer. Mike bought his first camera right here in Lancaster when he was only  twelve years old. Here are a couple samples of his work (reproduced with his permission)

Learn more about Mike:::CLICK or visit his STORE

A little music while you shop.

Also, The Sherman House Museum is just up the street and worth a visit.

Several photos of Lancaster,Ohio CLICK

David Hoffman of “Wood ‘N Loom”  Dave does the wood and Nancy takes care of the Loom.

Do you need that knife sharpened? You can reach David at ( woodnloom@gmail.com )

I want all of you to have a “Quality Time Day”

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 Lancaster Handmade Market