Thursday, August 07, 2014

Women will be Women

MQTlogoa A “Quality Time” Laugh

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.

car1 It’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars,

car2 The woman says, “So you’re a man, that’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God

car3  that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”

The man replied,
“I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God! “

car3 The woman continued,
“And look at this, here’s another miracle…. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break.


Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle

car5car5  and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.


The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police”

 cincogifHope everyone has a great day..

MQTlogoa Women will be Women

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CAR10 Time for a nap..LOL

1 comment:

mun said...

Hahaha, this is funny. The poor man, framed by the woman.