Friday, August 29, 2014

Pillsbury Doughboy



Please join me in remembering a great icon of the oven. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from to many jelly beans. Doughboy was buried

COFFIN  in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including

BUTTERWORTH Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

flourgrave The grave site was piled high with flours.

AUNT Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

dbgymn For many years Doughboy was in the best of health and one would often see him at gym.

dbdentis  His health started to fail after a trip to the dentist (to many jelly beans). Chills set in

db11  and he tried to stay warm by the fireplace.

db111 He rapidly went downhill from there and became severely dehydrated.

db1111db11111  You might say he was “baked”

spongebobgif SpongeBob gave the eulogy at the funeral and mentioned he was real concerned because he would soon be heading to the same dentist.

cycle Hope you all have a great day.(Photo of Peeps on way to funeral)

MQTlogoa SAD NEWS REGARDING AN ICON OF THE OVEN…. The above came in an email from::::

mn LOL

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mun said...

Must be a genius who wrote the above joke. I dont think I have seen these products here unlike smuckers.

Small Kucing said...

A good one Joe. I only managed to catch some of the joke