Wednesday, July 09, 2014

I've fooken killed him!



An Irish woman is cleaning her husband’s rifle and accidentally shoots him.  She immediately dials 000.

Irish woman:  ''It's my fooken husband! I've accidentally shot him, I've fooken killed him!''
Operator:  ''Please calm down Mam.  Can you first make sure he is actually dead!''
*click* ... *BANG*
Irish woman:  ''Okay, I've done dat....................  What's next?''



4LEAF Now go out there and have a great day…

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Tuesday, July 08, 2014

Bipolar Nation Update::Guns, Gangs and Morals

MQTlogoa I’m afraid this is a lack of Quality Time… SORRY


As the weather warms  more people frolic outdoors, plus it was the 4th of July:: Over the course of 84 hours during the Independence Day holiday in Chicago, 82 people were shot and 14 were killed. READ MORE  ( Maybe I missed this but I didn’t even see this mentioned on TV News.)


RIFLE1 The town is called Rifle….

The grill is called Shooters. So it's no surprise that the waitresses have an unusual dress code, CBS News correspondent Barry Petersen reports. "I am carrying a Ruger 357 Blackhawk," said Ashlee Saenz, a waitress at Shooters. "I like the old style revolvers, and I just like big guns." READ MORE


coolperson1 Now, don’t you feel better????? (HOPE THE VIDEO STAYS AROUND FOR AWHILE)

Sunday, July 06, 2014

Over The Cliff

MQTlogoa Quality time in the Hocking Hills….On the trail at The Cantwell Cliffs


Two Indians, Running Bear and Little Beaver went to the outhouse teepee, situated on the edge of a cliff.

108px-Ninigret99PX-T~1 After using the outhouse teepee, they went back to the village. The next day, they again went to the outhouse teepee.


Running Bear said, "Terrible, terrible, the outhouse teepee smells to high heaven! What should we do? We can't ever use it smelling like that!" Little Beaver suggested, "Why don't we just push the outhouse teepee over the cliff, and go build another one?"


They both agreed and pushed the outhouse teepee over the cliff.
A few days later, the chief of the tribe called a pow wow.


He asked," Who threw the outhouse teepee over the cliff?" No one answered. He then told this story.
When George Washington was a little boy, his father asked, "Who chopped down the cherry tree?" Little boy George Washington answered, "It was I father."


His father was so pleased with the answer, that he rewarded Little George Washington, and later in life, he became the Great leader of his nation.
"Now again, I ask, who pushed over the outhouse teepee?" Little Beaver said, It was I that pushed over the outhouse teepee, thinking he would get a reward. In that moment, the Chief jumped on Little Beaver and severely beat him. He ended up in the hospital.


A month later, the Chief was visiting the hospital, and came across Little Beaver. Little beaver asked," Chief, how come you beat me up?"

The Chief answered, "George Washington's father wasn't in the Cherry Tree!"


MQTlogoa Quality time in the Hocking Hills….On the trail at The Cantwell Cliffs

Memo To Self: Sunday 7/6/2014… Back home after spending a great week in the Hocking Hills with John,Katarina,and Linda.. beautiful weather a little cool for this time of year.

Thursday, July 03, 2014

Thoughts on Materialism


“We have sacrificed the old immaterial gods, and now we are occupying the temple of the Market-God. He organizes our economy, our politics, our habits, our lives, and even provides us with rates and credit cards and gives us the appearance of happiness.
“It seems that we have been born only to consume and to consume, and when we can no longer consume, we have a feeling of frustration, and we suffer from poverty, and we are auto-marginalized.” Uruguay’s humble president, Jose Mujica


“President José Mujica of Uruguay, a 78-year-old former Marxist guerrilla who spent 14 years in prison, mostly in solitary confinement lives simply and rejects the perks of the presidency. Mujica has refused to live at the Presidential Palace or have a motorcade. He lives in a one-bedroom house on his wife’s farm and drives a 1987 Volkswagen. “There have been years when I would have been happy just to have a mattress,” IF you want to know a little more CLICK

JOETODDSAYS210 I need to learn a little more about Jose’ Mujica…. and just for today I’m going to be a little more grateful for what I have.

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Wednesday, July 02, 2014

Grandpa & Granddaughter


Granddaughter is sitting on Grandpa’s lap as he reads the paper not paying any attention to her. So she starts studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve and rubs her fingers over the wrinkles and then over her own face and looks more puzzled.

She finally asks, “Grandpa, did God make you?”


'He sure did honey, a long long time ago”, he replied.

"Well, did God make me?` she asked.

"Yes He did, and that wasn’t too long ago," he answered.

She thought for a minute and then said, “Wow! He’s sure doing a lot better job these days isn’t He?”

grandpa2 Have a great day..

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MQTlogoa Did God make you????

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Tuesday, July 01, 2014

Cedar Falls in the Hocking Hills

MQTlogoa Quality Time In The Hocking Hills




I don’t believe the women in the photo below read the sign about not climbing on the cliffs


jtf1Interested in reading an inspiring story… “The other picture had mountains, too. But these were rugged and bare. Above was an angry sky, from which rain fell and in which lightning played. Down the side of the mountain tumbled a foaming waterfall. This did not look peaceful at all.”  READ THE REST & Thanks for stopping by..