Friday, November 12, 2021




Today's Quotes:::: "I don't study to know more, but to ignore less."

"I believed, when I entered this convent, I was escaping from myself, but alas, poor me, I brought myself with me!"
"Everything that you receive is not measured according to its actual size, but, rather that of the receiving vessel."
"In loss itself I find assuagement: having lost the treasure, I've nothing to fear."
“One can perfectly well philosophize while cooking supper.”
"Rare is he who will concede genius."
- Sor Juana Inés de la Cruz

A A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband — who was a big burly man — tossed his trousers to his bride and said, “Here, put these on.”
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. “I cant wear your trousers,” she said.
“That’s right, said the husband, “and don’t you ever forget it. I’m the man who wears the pants in this family.”
With that she flipped him her panties and said, “Try these on.”
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. “Hell,” he said. I cant get into your panties!”
She replied, “That’s right, and that’s the way its going to stay until your attitude changes.”

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, "Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children.
Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?"
The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for a moment and then confessed. "Yes. Yes he did."
The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected.
With a tear in his eye he asks "Who? Who was he? Who was the father?"
Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband.
Then, finally, she says, "You"...............


Ohio...........Ohio.... Ohio........ Ohio............

HAVE A GREAT DAY,,,,,, J.T. & LINDA,,,,,

Thursday, November 04, 2021



NEIL DIAMOND - Solitary Man (Live-1971)

Music is a language that doesn’t speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it’s in the bones, it’s in the bones.” ― Keith Richards


During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m supposed to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that out.” He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom’s vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: “Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live? ”The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, “Yes,” then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: “I thought we had a deal.” The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom’s hand and whispered: “She made me a better offer.”

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions:
Officer: What's 2 + 2?
Blonde: Ummm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.

The blonde replies excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"


Today's Quotes

“Whatever the cost of our libraries, the price is cheap compared to that of an ignorant nation.”
“In seeking truth you have to get both sides of a story.”
“Freedom of the press is not just important to democracy, it is democracy.”
“We are not educated well enough to perform the necessary act of intelligently selecting our leaders.”
“America's health care system is neither healthy, caring, nor a system.”
“Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles.”
“And that's the way it is.”
Walter Cronkite
MOUNT PLEASANT, LOCKVILLE, Millfield Mine disaster,       MINERS PARK... SANTOY                                                                      


Joe Todd & The Voices In My Head Say... "HAVE A GREAT DAY."

Saturday, October 30, 2021

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & TRAVEL.. The Fonz... CADES COVE.... "A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself."

 The Fonz is a larger than life character!


Today's Quotes:::: "Assumptions are the termites of relationships."

"How we learn has nothing to do with how brilliant we are."
"A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself."
"You cannot represent cool. You've got to be cool. You've got to be authentic. I think, after all these years, that is how I define cool. It is being authentic. That is powerful."
"Ten out of ten people die, so don't take life too seriously."
"Your mind knows only some things. Your inner voice, your instinct, knows everything. If you listen to what you know instinctively, it will always lead you down the right path."

Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused Jake, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she seen his old pickup parked in front of the town’s only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing! Jake, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn’t explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing. Later that evening, Jake quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred’s house, walked home, and left it there all night.

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy street (Mildred).
Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at ...the crosswalk.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a police officer.
He took her to the police station where she placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, the policeman opened the cell door and said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake.
You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.
I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do?' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car!"


Primitive Baptist Church Historical Building
The Primitive Baptist Church, which was originally established in 1827,

Since the Primitive Baptist Church backed the Union during the Civil War, the church decided it was too dangerous to meet during the Civil War due to the strong Confederate presence in the area.  Read More

Have A Great Day... J.T. & The Fonz says "Ayyyyy"

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & TRAVEL.. Florida Murder Mystery Dinner Train. Sand Castles.. Alabama Pastor. Wake Up & Live


Castle in the air - Don McLean Original


Today's Quotes:::

"Wake up and live. It's a fast world out there."

"You don't have to act as if you care; you just have to care enough to act."
"Part of me is still waiting to grow up, to be an adult, and the other part knows there is no such thing."
"I'm nothing if not honest."
"I really think that living is the process of going from complete certainty to complete ignorance."
"By telling my own story, I hope to help remove the stigma. It never should be something to hide."
- Richard Dreyfuss


An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed, and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness
from God and this Christian family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,
"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.".........

Beautiful English::: I called an old school friend and asked what was he doing. He replied that he is working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment".
I was impressed......
On further enquiring I learnt that he was washing dishes with hot water.....under his wife's supervision.


Have A Great Day... J.T.