Friday, May 14, 2021

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES... Miner's Memorial Park ( #Ohio )... Never underestimate an old man


Paul McCartney said she had "the best female voice in the world: melodic, tuneful, distinctive." Have to agree. Now for some more Wonder check out these quotes...

Today's Quotes::: “When you're moving in the positive, your destination is the brightest star.”
“You can't base your life on other people's expectations.”
“We all have ability. The difference is how we use it.”
“Music is a world within itself, with a language we all understand.”
“Did you know that true love asks for nothing? Her Acceptance is the way we pay.”
“When you believe in things that you don't understand, then you suffer.”
“I just called to say, 'I love you.”
― Stevie Wonder

Never underestimate an old man An elderly man had owned his large farm in Louisiana for many years. Right at the back of the farm there was a large pond that was ideal for swimming. The old farmer had fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some apple and peach trees. One evening the farmer decides to go down to the pond, to look it over, as he hadn’t been down there for a while. Before setting off, he grabs a five-gallon bucket as he decides he’ll bring back some fruit. As he nears the pond, he can hear voices shouting and laughing with glee. Clearly someone is having a good time. As the farmer gets closer, he can see a bunch of young women who are clearly skinny-dipping in his pond. He makes the women aware of his presence and immediately they all swim over to the far end.  One of the women then shouts, “We’re not coming out until you leave mister!“ The farmer replies, “Ladies, I didn’t come down here to watch you swim naked or make you get out of the pond. You carry on.“ The wily old timer then holds up his bucket and says, “I just came down here to feed the alligators!“  Moral of the story: Never underestimate an old man.


So many choices. My choice is to have a great day and I hope you do to.   J.T. 


1 comment:

Sallie (FullTime-Life) said...

Some oldies but goodies in there (and I'm kind of a sucker for good "dad" jokes!). Opting to have a good day is the best decision!