Scientists have discovered what causes Resting Bitch Face ( Never heard of this til today)
Well it’s cold today. How cold you ask? Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg. It’s so cold the dogs are sticking to the fire hydrants. It is so cold that the snowmen are migrating south. Its so cold that I’m using an ice tray as a heating pad. It’s so cold that my heartburn is cured. It is so cold that my kids are telling the most outrageous lies just hoping that their pants will catch on fire.