Wednesday, February 17, 2021

What Did Eve Say To Adam During The Goodyears (Did She Say It With A Bitch Face)

 Scientists have discovered what causes Resting Bitch Face  ( Never heard of this til today)


Well it’s cold today. How cold you ask? Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg. It’s so cold the dogs are sticking to the fire hydrants. It is so cold that the snowmen are migrating south. Its so cold that I’m using an ice tray as a heating pad. It’s so cold that my heartburn is cured. It is so cold that my kids are telling the most outrageous lies just hoping that their pants will catch on fire.  


Thats All Folks

“If you lose all hope, you can always find it again.”
"Some idiotic things are well worth doing."
“Your life doesn't mean what you have or what you get. Its what you're willing to give up.”
“Maturity, as I conceived it, was recognizing what was bad or peculiar in life, admitting it has to stay that way, and going ahead with the best of things. ”
“If loneliness is the disease, the story is the cure.”
“Most things don't stay the way they are very long.”
― Richard Ford

No comments: